eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

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I’m just trying to get over an old love I guess

(Source: monkeysinarctic, via hawaiian-soul)

"Why do police have quotas? If a doctor went around intentionally sneezing on people to get more patients, that would be seen as a travesty to their profession. But police, can sit around and wait for someone to turn on a red light or commit other mundane ‘offenses’ because they have quotas to meet. Quotas are all the proof we need that policing is not a public service vocation; it’s a business and a subsidiary of Wall Street."

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(via laughed)

coolbloqqer:

do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care

(via camerondallas)

happiest:

I think my mum got a new phone

(via laughed)

retro:

I miss you, but fuck you.

(via seanp0donnell)

tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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(via lohanthony)

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

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